Scummy Monkies

CD Release Party

2010-10-14T19:07:00.000-07:00

The Scummy Monkies are releasing their second album and you're invited!
Can I Unplug This Lamp? is the Scummy Monkies second analysis of the human psyche. What discoveries have they uncovered? What mysteries will be revealed? You must come to find out!

Special philosophical guests include:
SoBeIt
Astrovan
Michael McFarland

It's free to enter and all are welcome!

Tomorrow at 7:00pm - Saturday at 1:30am
Eurogyro
107 South Depeyster St.
Kent, OH

2010-09-27T18:31:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone we'll be promoting the album release as well as this show on the Blurry Dude show Sat. Oct. 2nd at 8pm.

www.blurrydude.com

Album Pre-Sale!

2010-09-21T18:59:00.000-07:00

It's not really a pre-sale since you can buy the album and listen immediately but the official release date is Oct 15th so this is a pre-sale.

Info on the upcoming shows coming soon. (or you can check the "shows" page.)

The Second Album

2010-08-02T20:54:00.001-07:00

Is almost done. All songs are recorded and artwork is being designed.
Should be here in August!

Llama Song! Zounds!

2010-07-02T08:56:00.000-07:00

Well it happened a while ago but we just noticed that the Llama Song has now sold well over 500 digital copies. 586 to be exact.

We'll bask in the glory for a while and update you at 1000.

Last Song Before the Album!

2010-06-26T15:50:00.001-07:00

At long last, available for streaming online.
Alligator.

Spanish Review #4

2010-05-12T19:27:00.000-07:00

por dblar (Ver sus opiniones) el 10/05/2010
Para aquellos de ustedes que son fans sucio mono, que debe visitar el sitio de Internet. Los niños hicieron un buen trabajo que ilustra la página web. Hay algunas canciones nuevas que no están en el álbum raro fabuloso. No es la indigestión robot asesino pederasta. A diferencia de sus otras canciones, esta tiene la música. La chica hace robot miedo muy bueno y saludable. También hay una canción sobre la grasa de personas con retraso conducir automóviles. La nariz muchacho canta con dolor molesto excelente. Mis oídos no serán los mismos. Creo que este es el futuro de la música sin sentido. Estoy muy contento de que seguirá haciendo rareza.
Google translation:
by dblar (See their views) on 10/05/2010

For those of you who are fans dirty ape, you should visit the website. The children did a good job illustrating the website. There are some new songs on the album are not uncommon fabulous. No robot is indigestion murderer pederast. Unlike their other songs, this is the music. The girl robot makes very good and healthy fear. There is also a song about fat retarded people driving cars. The nose annoying kid sings with great pain. My ears are not the same. I think this is the future of music without meaning. I am very happy that will continue rarity.

Happy Mothers Day

2010-05-09T05:28:00.000-07:00

Special Exclusive song for a limited time only.

Moms!

3rd Album review by Spanish-Speaking fans.

2010-04-26T20:13:00.000-07:00

(Shout out to Scummydoog for pointing out that there was a new review!)

Ser diferente es bueno

por conejo4 (Ver sus opiniones) el 26/04/2010

Esto es como escuchar el concurso de talento más extraño del mundo. No tengo idea de qué escribir, porque me dejan sin palabras. Ellos cantan sobre la comida y los animales. Los animales están trastornados. Hay algo de caca de los pantalones y los vómitos a una niña. Una canción tiene un mensaje político que no creo que lo entiendo. Mostaza debe representar algo. Creo que hay una canción sobre el espacio ultraterrestre extranjeros sondeando el ano. Todo esto suena repugnante y estúpido, y lo es. Pero las voces inocentes de los niños que sea divertido, y es muy divertido. No puedo creer que esté diciendo esto, pero creo que este álbum es único y divertido. Quiero escuchar más.

Rough Translation by google translator:

This is like hearing the strangest talent contest in the world. I have no idea what to write, because I left without words. They sing about food and animals. The animals are disturbed. There is some shit pants and a girl vomiting. A song has a political message I do not think I understand. Mustard must represent something. I think there's a song about outer space aliens probing the anus. All this sounds disgusting and stupid, and it is. But the innocent voices of children that is fun, and very funny. I can not believe I'm saying this, but I think this album is unique and fun. I want to hear more.

Smells Like Scummy Monkies, Review.

2010-04-25T08:01:00.000-07:00

Review #2
por jesus58 (Ver sus opiniones) el 22/04/2010
Mi amigo me recomendó esta banda a mí, y yo no sé por qué. Pero me alegro de que lo hizo. Es muy singular. Los niños que cantan las canciones son muy creativos. Hay una historia entre las canciones que no tiene sentido, pero que funciona. Hay muchas canciones acerca de la comida y los hombres. Mi canción favorita es sobre una llama homosexuales adictos a las drogas. Hay algunas canciones que no entiendo, probablemente a causa de mi Inglés, porque yo no creo que cantan sobre frotando jamón en una barba. Me gusta las canciones que canta la chica, porque ella parece comprender la naturaleza extraña de la música. El muchacho se Scummy esta canción donde yodels una nota muy larga. Eso es diferente. Espero que van a hacer más música.

Rough translation:
by jesus58 (to See its opinions) the 22/04/2010
My friend recommended me this band to me, and I do not know why. But I am glad that he did him. He is very singular. The children that sing the songs are very creative. There is a history among the songs that no sense makes, but that functions. There are many songs about the food and the men. My favorite song is on an addicted homosexual flame to the drugs. There are some songs that do not understand, probably on account of my English, because I do not believe that they sing on rubbing ham in a beard. I like the songs that sings the girl, because she seems to understand the strange nature of the music. The boy herself Scummy this song where yodels a very long note. That is different. I expect that they are going to do more music.

Jesus Listens

2010-04-23T21:05:00.000-07:00

Magazine Cover

2010-04-22T10:13:00.000-07:00

Album Review

2010-04-19T18:12:00.000-07:00

Someone has done a review of our album!
por mxcnfsta (Ver sus opiniones) el 13/04/2010
Esta banda es muy gracioso. Me reí mucho cuando yo estaba escuchando a los mismos. Su música es muy mínimo, pero muy único y especial. El muchacho puede cantar por un tiempo muy largo, y me ha impresionado mucho. La canción de que el vómito es muy fresco y repugnante. Me pregunto si estará de gira, porque me gustaría que los realizan.
The following is the google translation:
by mxcnfsta (to See its opinions) the 13/04/2010
This band is very funny. I laughed a lot when I was listening to the same. Its music is very most minimum, but very unique and special. The boy can sing for a very long time, and he has impressed me a lot. The song that the vomiting is very fresh and revolting. I ask me if will be of tour, because i would like that they carry out them.

Robots

2010-04-18T13:32:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone. New song to share.
We have been playing this song live for quite some time but just now got around to recording it for the new album.

Enjoy

Picture

2010-03-04T12:49:00.000-08:00

I made this and don't know what to do with it so I thought I'd share.

Any ideas?

2010-02-27T14:34:00.000-08:00

Hey everyone. Back to recording today. New song to share.

New Site!

2010-02-22T13:15:00.001-08:00

Just wanted to point out to everyone who hasn't visited in a while (or hasn't ever visited) that this is a brand new site layout. I hope to add a few finishing touches as I go but for now I hope everyone enjoys the experience.

This will also free up time to finally finish the second Scummy Monkies album.

Merry Christmas

2009-12-29T13:16:00.000-08:00

Sorry this is a little late everyone. But now for your viewing pleasure.
The Scummy Monkies Christmas Special

From Christmas Special

Scummy Updates

2009-10-21T13:56:00.001-07:00

Hello everyone, I've been working on some stuff for an updated website. So I thought I'd give you a little preview of what I've been doing. This isn't a final for anything, but I thought you might like to see it.

Website Hits

2009-10-20T20:14:00.000-07:00

Doing some research on our Website and I came across the top 30 query words that lead people to our website. So I thought I'd share!

#reqs search term
27 scummymonkies.com
11 scummy
11 monkies
4 hostcell.net
2 girll
2 gropers
1 comedy
1 sim
1 likwid
1 kupercaya
1 www.sixey.pic.full
1 songs
1 playboyvedio.com
1 east
1 app
1 north
1 reverse
1 ï¼«ï¼©ï¼´ï¼©ã%80%80nude
1 janjimu
1 mp3
1 a
1 fat
1 iu
1 rock
1 howto
1 arctic
1 music
1 city
1 monkie
1 iso

I wonder if posting this will increase the chances for some of the lesser ones?
Oh well...

Bittersweet Mole Love

2009-07-04T07:05:00.000-07:00

New Song, Happy Fourth of July!

2009-05-04T10:37:00.001-07:00

This one keeps on going.

We have, to this day, sold 378 online copies of the llama song. Thanks everyone who bought our hit song. We hope to come out with many more in the years to come.

see you at 500 copies!

Poll Results

2008-12-11T21:10:00.001-08:00

Well it's official, people don't like our stories, 63.2%! Maybe we'll do them more sparingly.

Scummy Monkies Radio? What the Heck!

2008-11-30T19:02:00.000-08:00

Hey we're trying out something new!

Scummy Monkies Radio

Let us know what you think!

First stop on our unofficial tour!

2008-11-19T20:39:00.000-08:00

The Scummy Monkies have started their Unofficial World Tour!
First Stop WVU in Morgantown, West Virginia. Yee Ha!

W/ Sha Unplugged and DJ Unique

New Song

2008-11-15T11:33:00.000-08:00

Hey Scummy Fans!
We have a new "seasonal" song up!
But it's just for a limited time so enjoy it while it lasts.

Scummy Monkie Nat's secret project!

2008-11-15T06:54:00.000-08:00

What could it be?

Scummy Monkie Nat's Surreal Llama Moment.

2008-10-30T19:40:00.000-07:00

I have a story to share. Its really quite amusing.

As you all know by now, In the scummy monkies' Llama Song there is a verse that goes:

I wanna really smart llama
He'd help me in school and fix all my commas.

Well recently, in my children's lit class we had to do a picture book analysis. I did mine on this book called "Llama Llama Mad at Mama." (this book was given to me at Christmas as a joke since we have a song about a llama. Scummy Monkie Paul got a similar book)

I got my paper back and got a B on it :) But even funnier...My teacher wrote on my paper "Great Paper, you just need to fix your commas." (I had left out a lot of commas by accident)

This cracked me up!

It just goes to show that the Scummy Monkies are relevant in everyone's life. And you should listen to us A LOT.

Or get a smart llama to check your papers.

Scummy Monkie Paul Dance

2008-10-28T20:25:00.000-07:00

Look at him go....

Maybe we'll see some of those moves later?

Mexican Fiesta

2008-10-28T20:22:00.000-07:00

A video of the song "Mexican Fiesta"

He actually can hold it that long!

Practice

2008-10-28T20:20:00.000-07:00

A Video of the Scummy Monkies practicing the song "Robots"

Where the heck are they?

2008-10-28T20:18:00.000-07:00

A video made by a friend of the Scummy Monkies

2008-10-28T20:03:00.000-07:00

You know what else bites? Mongoloids.

Scummy Monkie Nat here...

2008-10-25T12:35:00.000-07:00

Hi Guys and Girls. Im just trying this out. The new site is awesome!
Stay Scummy

The Website

2008-10-24T22:30:00.000-07:00

Though we haven't completed our new website, most of it is now ready for viewing. Enjoy the new view and stay tuned for more scummy stuff.